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<title><![CDATA[转载;小笑话/]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <br>一天，美国人，日本人， 中国人走在大沙漠中,   <br>　　走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,   <br>　　那个人说:&quot;我是神仙南国红豆,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!&quot;   <br>　　美国人第一个抢着说:&quot;我第一个愿望是要很多的钱.&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆说:&quot;这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧.&quot;   <br>　　美国人说:我还要很多的钱!&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:&quot;   <br>　　把我弄回家 &quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆说:&quot;没问题.&quot;   <br>　　于是美国人带着很多的钱回了家.   <br>　　神仙南国红豆又问日本人.   <br>　　日本人说:&quot;我要美女!&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆给了他美女.淡蓝色   <br>　日本人又说:我还要美女!&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆也满足了他,给了他美女..罂粟花   <br>　　日本人最后说到:&quot;把我送回家.&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆把日本人送回家后问中国人要什么.   <br>　　中国人说:&quot;先来瓶二锅头吧.&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.   <br>　　 中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头!&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆问他第三个愿望是什么.   <br>　中国人说:&quot;我挺想美国人和日本人的,你把他们都弄回来吧   <br>　　美国人和日本人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走   <br>　　走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,   <br>　　那个人说:&quot;我是刚才那个神仙南国红豆的徒弟,法力没他高强,   <br>　　所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.&quot;   <br>　　美国人和日本人合计合计认为先让中国人说比较好,   <br>　　免得一会又被他弄回来.   <br>　　于是 中国人说:&quot;那就先来瓶二锅头吧.&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆满足了他的愿望.   <br>　美国人和日本人催促 中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.   <br>　 中国人喝完二锅头后不急不慌地对神仙南国红豆说:&quot;行了,没事了,你走吧&quot;   <br>　　美国人和日本人气呼呼的跟着 中国人继续跋涉，   <br>　　走着走着又看到一个瓶子，打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，   <br><font face='' color='' size='2'>       那个人说:&quot;我是那个神仙南国红豆的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望&quot;</font>   <br>　　美国人急忙抢着说:&quot;我再也不想见到那个 中国人了.&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆说:&quot;好的.&quot;，然后转头问日本人：“你的呢？“   <br>　　日本人急忙说:&quot;我也不想见到那个 中国人了.&quot;   <br>　　神仙南国红豆说:&quot;好的.&quot;，然后转头问中国人：“你的呢？“   <br>　　 中国人说：“他们说的都不算“   <br>　　于是乎美国人和日本人咬牙切齿的跟着 中国人，   <br>　　走着走着又看到一个瓶子，打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，   <br>　<font face='' color='' size='2'>　那个人说:&quot;我是那个神仙南国红豆的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望!&quot;   <br></font>　　美国人和日本人异口同声的小声说：“ 中国人说的什么都不算“。   <br>　　那个人说：“好的“，于是乎转头问 中国人：“你想说什么？“   <br>　　中国人说：“让他们都回各自的家吧，别跟着我受罪“。   <br>　<br>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[成人图片]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br>猎人的诱饵 <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke01.jpg' border='0' /> <br>? <br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br>色狼的好色内裤   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke02.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>千万别在海滩上偷情   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke03.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>男人最爱的姿势   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke04.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>女人内裤的变化   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke05.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>健身教练的尴尬   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke06.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>老婆偷情被发现   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke07.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>男人的作用   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke08.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>MM喝醉酒以后   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke09.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>公虫子的艺术 <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke10.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>只有情人才能进的公园   <br><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke11.jpg' border='0' /> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>男女的区别 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_12.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke12.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>海滩上的性骚扰 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_13.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke13.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>波霸也有假的 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_14.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke14.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>据说是SM的起源 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_15.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke15.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>伟哥的威力 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_16.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke16.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>避孕的最佳方式 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_17.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke17.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>变魔术的意外收获 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_18.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke18.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>被迫脱衣的无奈 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_19.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke19.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>男女打靶的不同 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_20.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke20.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>意外的收获 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_21.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke21.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>意想不到的效果 <a 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target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke25.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_26.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke26.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>偷看美女春光的下场 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_27.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke27.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_28.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke28.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>办公室里的性骚扰 <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_29.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke29.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>爱我就给我…… <a href='http://comic.qq.com/a/20071202/000004_30.htm' target='_blank'><img src='http://comic.qq.com/images/comic/2006/05/09/shaoer/joke30.jpg' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br><a href='http://user.qbar.qq.com/530166746/' target='_blank'><img src='http://h.qbar.qq.com/530166746_s' border='0' /></a> <br><br><br>最原始的导弹发射]]></description>
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